dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
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Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
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I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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