Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
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I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Just go read my twitter... There's a play by play. It starts with a penis pump
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She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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