I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
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she told me i tasted like america
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Every time you blow me I should make a paper crane and we'll make them into a chain and hang them from the ceiling. And then whenever we have people over and they ask what the cranes are for I'll say "reminders" and wink at you.
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As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Apparently mr clean magic erasers don't clean blood off the ceiling
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
You're moving up the public shitting ladder
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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