I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
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just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
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I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
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