so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
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