Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
