Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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