I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
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If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
Just saw Santa sitting on a restaurant patio drinking beer and using his free hand to gesture to cars that he's watching them
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
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Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
I pelvic thrusted so hard while he was eating me out that his nose started bleeding. I think it's broken. Trophy scars, right?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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