I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
She said her first boyfreind was so small she is still technically a virgin.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
I see more hoeing in ur future
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