belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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