i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
Just called my dad drunk from bed to ask for bacon.. my niece texted me when it was ready.. i'm never moving out
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
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