Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
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tequila makes me forget i have legs
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
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She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
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