I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I saw the attitude and didn't even try. Line of the night from one guy who talked with them for a while said, "I don't meet you standards. I have a job and would treat you well." She was blank faced.
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Cover for me. Stopped at Chris’ for a quickie. Broke a high heel and there’s jizz all over my black dress. Fuck pornstars for making workday sex look easy
Talk all the shit you want but I slept in a oversized monster truck tire last night.
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