1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
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