I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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