drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
It's like my work doesn't even care about margarita mondays.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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