But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
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