he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
Sext me about skeletons
Why is there bacon in the couch?
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
Randomize
