We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
im spending all my christmas money on new years parafanalia aka things I will ingest or lose by the next morning
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
Good afternoon everyone! Just texting to inform you that Andrew, your emotionally detached man-whore, will be back starting this weekend. Please RSVP.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
When you puked on me I said to you "we will just say that you threw some mostacholi at me"
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