Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
She told me I should be a condom model.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
So, I just ordered a breathalyzer for this weekend. I figured if I'm getting shitfaced, I should at least be scientific about it.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Randomize
