I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
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You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
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He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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