This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
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Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
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