I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
People were autographing me. I'm like the spring break yearbook
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
I found you laying in the kitchen with a bottle of vodka and a slice of bologna on your face. You said you were having a spa day.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
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