it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
he couldnt get it up, so i stole his lighter. i needed to have some reason to say the night wasnt wasted
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
He wrote me a Haiku titled, "Let me touch your butt".
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
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