It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
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