he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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