break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I made my friend ***** cry when I wouldn't let her call u for an orgy at 3am...I didn't think you'd be to happy being woke up
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
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