Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
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No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Judging by the garbled spelling in the calendar reminders in my phone, drunk me really wanted sober me to take a pregnancy test today.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
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Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
Will exercising make me less horny?
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