Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
It's chlamydia! Thank God!
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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