That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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