Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Welp I just blew a load probably the size of a small pond if not a lake
Who the fuck is this
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
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