More tranny stories later!
Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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