I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
Found your dick twin last night
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Had sex with him again...yikes. and the whole time he kept saying "i wish we could do this forever." Forever lasted about 45 seconds
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
Randomize