just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
All I did this weekend was get my life in order. I feel like I wasted my time.
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
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She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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