did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
in the event that i am dead, my body is laying in the intersection of ... the pearl in springfield. it was my friend's 21st but i think i'm dead. wearing a black top. like i said, probably dead.
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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