i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This gyro tastes like lonliness
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
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