Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I guess you don't remember pouring tequila in the dog bowl and slurping it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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