So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
How was I supposed to know she would get offended when I asked her how long it took to draw on her eyebrows.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
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