Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
Trust me, I wear more condoms than socks. I wouldn't risk infecting my cock. It's my livelyhood.
well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I think sunday funday got a little out of control. There is cheese slices and BBQ sauce all over the roof and 4 empty bottles of vodka in my room.
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