new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Stop calling my penis "Fat Jesus"
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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