Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
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Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
It's 4:30 AM and I just walked through a line of 10 deer without them freaking out. I am the campus deer king.
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I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
Also—I just realized that your wedding gift is still on my dining room table. So...as awful as I am for not yet sending it (and I still need your address), at least I didn’t bring my screaming children to potentially the most important day of your life?
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