So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
one two three fourrrrnication!
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
Rumble strips road head = magical
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
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