i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
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So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
It's like the only way I know how to apologize is by giving a blow job.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
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What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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