if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I'm surrounded by dudes and fupa's! No hot chicks...wtf!?
Medical industry, most hot chicks dont want to deal with blood + shit
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
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I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
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Looked for my lighter in the console and found more tampons. Seriously. You're like a squirrel prepping for a hard winter. A menstruating squirrel.
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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