Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
If one more person calls me a lesbian I am going to have to give you head in public.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
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we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
There's a skateboard on the patio and all the chips are gone. The note on the fridge says 'don't buy cheese'. Stop letting her go outside.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
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No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
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