But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I mean, I already saw his dick in person and wasn't impressed so why is he sending me a picture of it, anyway? I hate re-runs!
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Hey. You got pizza and sex. How much more can you ask for?
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
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