she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
is it a bad sign that i now think of my run-ins with cops as "skill building seminars"?
um, yeah. i think it is.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
my heart is telling me chinese, but my head is telling me beer.
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
I would ride that face into the sunset
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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