He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
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I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
He measures volume by how much weed he can put in it and surface area by how many people can have sex in it.
I waited so long to accept his friend request that he canceled it. So I added him and when he accepted I deleted him. I wonder how long this will be funny to me
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
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he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
This hot topless Jamaican just ran down the st with me on his back and He was screaming "I be stealing yo white ladies."
I don't know if i should be jealous or worried... or question where you are.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
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