Already got asked if we're dating
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
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Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
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That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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