he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
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Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
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I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
thanks for piggy backing me around for the rest of the night when I got too drunk to stand.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
quick, give me some iron man trivia, i'm going to make this girl regret quoting tony stark in her tinder bio
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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