Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just when I thought this night couldn't get any worse, my dad sang and dedicated Sexual Healing to me at kareoke night.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
Randomize
