Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Of course, you have to give the courtesy text like last night when I told you my dick was gonna smell like peppermint
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I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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