this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
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Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
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So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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