Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We're facebook friends in real life
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
The horrors my penis has endured I wouldn't wish upon any man.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
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