Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Just warning you the last time I had captain Morgan I gave a blow job to a guy that looked like Jesus.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I'm reading 50 shades of grey and masturbating while he's doing insulation downstairs. Maybe I can get him to bring me a sandwich
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